i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it
um ok.
I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I’m a proper genius too and I was happy for the rest of the day.
This is legit guys.
I watched John hug a lucky cat because it cheered me up and it was slightly awkward.
I shagged D.I Lestrade because I ran out of strawberry jam and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.
Suddenly I’m John. GOD JOHN. YOU CAN’T JUST SHAG LESTRADE BECAUSE YOU’RE OUT OF JAM.
I bought some jam for a kitten because I ran out of strawberry jam and I smiled.
So, my sentence is full of jam and kittens (aka the animals Martin Freeman is made of), so it sounds pretty legit.
I burned the heart out of Irene Adler, because it cheered me up, and I was happy for the rest of the day.
Holy! Psychopathic behavior right here!
(via the-same-mistakes-again)
